too bad you live with your parents still
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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