Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
No more Irish car bombs ever.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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