if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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