She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
too bad you live with your parents still
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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