Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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