Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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