no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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