your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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