weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Never underestimate the power of titties
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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