Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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