Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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