i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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