My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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