you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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