His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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