If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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