Cold hands, warm shart.
i don't like sucking hair
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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