I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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