Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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