So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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