I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you traded sex for a burrito?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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