Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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