You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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