im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I came so hard my ears popped.
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