she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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