Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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