pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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