I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Randomize
