he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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