Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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