just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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