super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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