This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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