Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
God gave him joint rollers for hands
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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