Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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