if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Randomize
