dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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