i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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