at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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