white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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