U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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