u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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