they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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