i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
