I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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