Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I have already put on my inside pants.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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