That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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