your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Non-Jews are for practice
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
is wine microwaveable?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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