I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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