can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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