hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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