just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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