Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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