What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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