She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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