I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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